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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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androidboy

part-time position. weekends forbidden. MUST NOT BE AVAILABLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. always greet customers coldly and ignore your team members. looking for someone who can take directions terribly. must be horrible at math, crumple under pressure, and add more sorrow to the atmosphere. this is an unfriendly workplace, we all hate each other here, and we’re looking for individuals who disagree with our viewpoints.

tope-con-hewwo
negativefeedback-teen

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾


Pass along and use the shit out of them

zwoelffarben

No one should own knowledge, and the pursuit of knowledge should be guarenteed.

petrichormeraki

👏👏 NO ONE SHOULD OWN KNOWLEDGE AND THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE GUARANTEED 👏👏

pathos-logical

[ID: Two tweets by @AwThread that list websites and read:

coursera.com: free college classes you can take online

slader.com: literally every textbook’s answer

wolframalpha.com: can solve almost any mathematical equations

readanybook.com: free books

thriftbooks.com: cheap books

polishmywriting.com: paste a text into it & it’ll give you grammar & spelling corrections

tipofmytongue.com: helps you find the word you were thinking of

gutenberg.org: free ebooks to download. End ID]

maamlet
eternallovers65

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

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Bonus:

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cipheramnesia

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

nudityandnerdery

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chrishansenfromdatelinenbc

@thegirlinthemagicalbluebox